"There were three sexes then, one that looked like two men glued up back to back, called the children of the sun. Similar in shape and girth, were the children of the earth. They looked like two girls rolled up in one. And the children of the moon, were like a fork shoved on a spoon, they were part sun, part earth, part daughter, part son […] Last time I saw you, we had just split in two, you were looking at me, I was looking at you. You had a way so familiar, but I could not recognize, cause you had blood on your face; I had blood in my eyes. But I could swear by your expression, that the pain down in your soul, was the same as the one down in mine. That’s the pain, that cuts a straight line down through the heart; we called it love."
YES SAURON, LORD OF MORDOR, WILL HAVE THE HERB CRUSTED SALMON FILET PLEASE.
AND THIS IS SAURON’S CHEAT DAY SO SAURON WILL TREAT HIMSELF TO THE CHOCOLATE RASPBERRY TRUFFLE CHEESECAKE.
SAURON DESERVES IT.
what makes this even more fantastic is the eye of sauron in the top left corner